One day while in class, my students asked if I was married (which is actually a pretty common question). I obviously told them no and they replied with, "Well do you have a boyfriend?" I told them of course! I have many boyfriends. Tae Young, Seong-ri just to name a few (all Korean celebrities).
They all laughed and said, "Aww...teacher. Really do you have a boyfriend?" Again, I said no. Then one of my students said, "But teacher, your are old. Why no boyfriend?" I said I don't know. That's actually a good question.
Then one boy rose his hand and said, "Teacher. Do you not have a boyfriend because you are fat?"
Needless to say I got extremely drunk that night. I figured what's a few more calories...bastards!!
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