"School Day Quotes"

• "Teacher...your hair is always different everyday!"
• "Teacher, you should be a famous actress! You are bery, bery funny at this." (While reading a story)
• "You are so crazy teacher!!!!"
• "Ahh teacher noooooo." (While handing out a grammar quiz)
• "Teacher! Play game - NO more study!"
• "I am so hungry teacher! Teacher, please buy me snack!"
• "I like your clothes today. They are bery beautiful."
• "Teacher, may I drink the water?"
• "Oh teacher! Ahh. You have TWO earrings in one ear? Ahh! That is so crazy!"

This is a short list I have compiled of the funny things my students have said to me or say on a regular basis. You can't truly get the real effect through writing, but it's absolutely hysterical with their cute little accents.