Andrew's Surprise Documentation

One night out with the crew, the following story magically appeared in my travel notebook:

Jon leaves Pub 210. Meets a guy with cake on his face. Jumps in for a picture = cake on face. We walk to LA. Jon runs into random food place, see's Cass and Sarah. Andrew sees them, eats Sarah's food, starts writing everything down.

Cass says, "SHE HAS ZEBRA PANTS ON, I WANT THEM!!!"

-Love you 4EVER-

Andrew Miller

"Is that phone for Midgets??"

Recently while out one day with the usual gang: Andrew, Songi, and Sarah, we passed by a row of public telephones. However, the one on the end was about 1/2 the size of the others.

"Is that phone for midgets?" Andrew exclaimed. All of us turned to look, stop, and laugh hysterically. Then Songi chimed in and explained that it is for disabled people (aka people in wheelchairs).

Although midgets are technically considered to be disabled, Andrews comment still makes me chuckle. Every time I've passed a "midget phone" since, I find myself chuckling. Thanks buddy!

A Day of Good, Clean Fun

Over the last month, I have joined in with the locals and have become a frequent visitor to a local bar called Dublins. It is there where I've made a tight group of friends and if nothing is going on, we all seem to venture there, often times staying into the wee hours of the morning. However recently, my friend Andrew pointed out that he doesn't have a single picture of any of us sober or outside of Dublins to say the least. So we immediately made plans to visit a famous park, rent bicycles, and have a Korean-style picnic.

After traveling an hour to the park, we were unfortunately greeted by a good rain session. That's when "Plan B" of Operation Good, Clean Fun had to be quickly thought up and put into action.

So we hopped back on the subway and headed to COEX Mall, home of Seoul's Aquarium. It wasn't raining in that part of town, so we decided to check out a Buddist Temple that was close by, taking fun pictures with sculptures every step of the way. The temple was incredible and unlike anything I've ever seen. We learned that the site of this temple is also home to the tallest Buddah statue in Seoul! After our cultural experience, we headed to the Aquarium (a place I've been dying to visit) for fishies!! (Yes I'm still an English teacher.)

It was a great experience filled with many silly pictures, two-headed turtles, monkeys, rabbits, bats (yep - I was confused too), giant sea turtles, Nemos, and sharks. Next stop, On the Border for the best Mexican food Seoul has to offer. I would say it turned out to be quite the adventure after all.

Mission Good, Clean Fun - CHECK!

Nights in Itaewon

I have been to Itaewon a total of three times now and out of those three, two were to experience the night life. You should know that Itaewon is home of one of the largest military bases in Seoul and that it is always full of nothing but foreigners. It's actually quite odd. You can literally cross one street where you're solely among Koreans and then BAM! Hello westerners! Itaewon is a great place to shop as they tend to carry more western sizes. They also have a plethora of diverse and cultural restaurants. So most people go there to eat really delicious, over-priced food.

Anyways, as for the night life, what I've experienced hasn't been that great. Every bar is packed with military guys and its like every time you walk in the door, military guys with wedding bands come flocking. I find it rather annoying. However, I do hear this district is home of many homosexuals and transsexuals. That night life I would much rather experience. But until then, I'm not in any hurry to go back!

The Bluntness of Korean Children

One day while in class, my students asked if I was married (which is actually a pretty common question). I obviously told them no and they replied with, "Well do you have a boyfriend?" I told them of course! I have many boyfriends. Tae Young, Seong-ri just to name a few (all Korean celebrities).

They all laughed and said, "Aww...teacher. Really do you have a boyfriend?" Again, I said no. Then one of my students said, "But teacher, your are old. Why no boyfriend?" I said I don't know. That's actually a good question.

Then one boy rose his hand and said, "Teacher. Do you not have a boyfriend because you are fat?"

Needless to say I got extremely drunk that night. I figured what's a few more calories...bastards!!

Rugby in Korea!?!

A few weeks ago while reading the newspaper, I learned that rugby does exist in Korea. You have the option to play full on or only touch rugby should you so choose. It doesn't matter how old you are or how much experience you have, you just have to want to play. Shortly after finding the article while out at a fundraiser one night, I happened to accidentally meet the coach of the girls touch rugby team. He assured me it's pretty low-key and that they meet every Saturday at 10:30 am in Apujeong which is about an hour away. I definitely want to check it out but I have to admit, I'm slightly intimidated because it's all foreigners. And the majority of those foreigners happen to be from New Zealand or Australia. And those peeps play some serious rugby. Did I mention the coach was from the UK?

I don't know what I've gotten myself into. ^^

Only one drink...

That has been a line that I have said way to often the last few weeks. The problem is that I do the complete opposite. It seems as though I can't get enough of my new friends at my new favorite bar. As soon as I walk in, everyone behind the bar shouts, "CASS-AH!!!" Even the bar owner! I've never felt so welcome and who can refuse a greeting like that on a regular basis? Going to Dublin's on Wednesday night is a given night out as it's open mic night. But this week, I somehow managed to also go out on Thursday, Friday, and Sunday, all nights which ended at a norabong and not getting home until 8am. You could say I'm turning into a Korean. And by that I mean I'm learning to stay up all hours of the night and function on only a few hours of sleep each day. And to tell you the truth, I don't regret a second of it. I've had so much fun this past week that it was certainly worth it. But looking forward...I should probably start making better choices. Having deep, dark (mind you hereditary) circles and bags under my eyes is not so hot!